A dress literally made out of sex

"Yes, this is to my liking!"

Eva points out one of the early designs, made half-sarcastically by a snide woman who wanted to take Eva's request for 'more sex' a bit too literally. Eva would need to take the very concept of copulation and intercourse, and turn it into a fabric.

That is exactly what she does. A magical sheet of soft and sleek textile, interwowen with strings that encompass the plethora of aspects that sex comprises of. Eva instructs the tailors:

"Let's get to work!"

This seems to be less than a doable endeavor, however. Nobody present is able to break eye contact with the lustrous beauty of this newly-created entity. Grown men and women are instantly infantilized in intelligence, as people are reduced to their actions. Regardless of sex or perceied orientation, most of those present form pairs and begin to fondle and grind on each other. Some form larger groups and a few resign to masturbate furiously.

"Hey, stop that!"

The room quiets down by her omnipotent admission, but all eyes are still on the fabric pile, and many patrons are shaky with anticipation on when they may continue. If nothing else, the stuff's incredibly potent. After turning every mortal in the room into an uncompromising asexual, anyone who touches the fabric is still brought to a monumental orgasm. This makes cutting and shaping it difficult.

"Must I do everything myself? *Sigh*... At least I needn't expend any effort on it."

Indeed, with a simple thought, the Fabric of Sex contorts itself into the shape of a well-cut, well-designed evening gown. Her divine curves only serve to accentuate its powers: not even totally asexual humans can resist to gawk at her palpitatingly.

"If this doesn't knock the socks off of those other deities, I don't think I'll bother going next time."

Eva heads off, leaving in her wake a sexless universe. People are at first unsure of how to cope with the situation this has left them in.

Several industries, most notably pornography, prostitution, brothels and strip clubs become unprofitable overnight. No longer able to gain pleasure from sex, much of the population either becomes depressed or begin to substitute this loss of pleasure by other means: namely by comedy, religion, over-eating, excersice, **** sports and ****. Politics and many other power structures lose their integrity as people can no longer have the end goal of sex behind their lust for power. Some don't notice in their tunnel vision of greed, but many others fall. Hard.

No longer craving sex or love of any kind, humanity soons realizes the grave implications. If man is to survive, they will have to find a way to coerce women into giving birth to avoid extinction.

All insemination is to happen artificially. Women who are deemed physically healthy enough to give birth will choose a sperm bank to impregnate themselves. Hormonal activity relating to sexuality dies down and women no longer have 'baby fever' or even strong maternal instincts. As such, new births are subject to loveless parents, very likely paving way for a future of **** sociopathism. In conjunction, marriages and other types of relationships fail around the world.

But even this artificial circle of life is incomplete without one valuable asset: sperm. Sperm banks have only so much stock, and men around the world are incetivized to donate their seed. This is made difficult by the fact that hardly anyone can so much as get an erection. And none of this touches on the subject of an increased chance for prostate cancer for any man who can't work up the guts to ejaculate at least once a week.

Thankfully, Eva returns within a month. She sees the pathetic state that Earth has succumbed to, and addresses the entire Earth at once.

"Who-wee! Sorry everyone, our meeting kind of ran its own course... Don't worry, I'll give you your sex back, and fix everything right up!"

Eva undresses and throws the garb away, allowing it to seemingly dissipate into thin air. Its power blankets the entire Earth, bringing back the throbbing, driving lust and making humanity complete again. Eva undoes all changes to society and general health, opting to leave people's memories of the event intact as a reminder of how great it is to have a libido.

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