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Chapter 24
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What's for lunch?
A confrontation.
After carrying the serving tray down to the kitchen and putting your plate in the dishwasher, you retreat to your room.
While your mom recovers and does her thing you check your phone. There's no new messages from Andrew but some very upset ones from his mom, asking you how you could send him all those photos. You note that despite her obvious distress, her messages are more respectful than last time. You tell her you don't have to explain your decisions to her, but reward her improved attitude by adding that she may use her mouth on her husband today and he can use his on her. No sex, of course.
After a while you can hear your mom bustle about downstairs, and not long after that the front door slams as Sarah comes home.
You consider going down to greet your sister, but before you can make up your mind she's already standing in your doorway, her arms crossed sternly. "Ryan, why did I just walk in on mom making lunch in her lingerie? For that matter, why is she making lunch at all instead of at work?"
You play dumb and shrug. "I think she quit her job to focus on cooking for us, but why are you asking me?"
"I know you have something to do with it! Weird things keep happening around you. Some of them have been pretty sweet, but none of them make sense."
"You're right, they don't," you tell your sister. "For the past two days I've been finding out that I own random things like your vagina. Mrs O'Brien's mouth and arm were one of the first, but also that store at the mall. I'm the one who created that policy to make Tiffany come home with us."
"And you own part of mom too? If you made her quit her job that's messed up, Ryan."
"I didn't mean for that to happen!" you exclaim without thinking. "And it's not a part of her body I own either. Just go look at her neck real quick."
"Ryan..."
"Just do it!"
"Oh fine." With an annoyed look Sarah leaves the room and stomps down the stairs. A minute later she's back in your room, a confused expression on her face. "It says she's your favorite cook. What does that mean, is she going to stay home preparing your meals forever?"
You shrug again. "I guess? But it's not like she'll be cooking 24/7, she probably has more spare time now than when she worked all day. And it's not like we're going to run out of money, I own a store remember?"
Sarah doesn't look like she bought it. "That doesn't explain why she's doing it in lingerie. Ryan, please be honest with me. Did you make this happen somehow?"
"How would I have done that?" you ask her nervously.
"I don't know! You said you wanted to draw on me yesterday and now it says Ryan Ferro's Property right where you were drawing. Are you going to tell me you just happened to draw on the exact same spot?"
Can you bullshit your way out of this one?
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Written Ownership
Claim anything or anyone
A lucky protagonist discovers that they have the ability to claim ownership over anything or anyone by writing their name on it.
Updated on Jun 12, 2026
by long2606
Created on Feb 7, 2020
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