A brainless bimbo needs the help of a horny freak, what could possibly go wrong?

Zoe: "Excuse me, can you help me?"

Zoe noticed Ned sitting on his phone playing some stupid mobile game. She wasn't embarrassed by his repulsive degenerate dwarf appearance. Zoe's kindness and helpfulness caused her to sympathize with him. She approached Ned and a foul odor immediately hit her nose, any self-respecting person would have walked away from this freak who hadn't washed for months at a distance of 10 meters. But for Zoe, that was the only solution to the problem she'd created for herself.

With each step the stench grew stronger, and the pimples and warts on his ugly face became more noticeable. Her instincts were screaming at her to at least cover her nose with her hand, but in her opinion that would be extremely rude, so she chose to tolerate the smell of the 140 centimeter fucker.

Zoe pulled her hand out with a shiny diamond engagement ring and called out to the young guy standing in front of her.

Zoe: "Excuse me, can you help me?", she had to bend down to reach his shoulder, for the difference in their height is significant.

Ned raised his head, he wrinkled his ugly face because he was not happy that someone distracted him from his clash of clans match. But as soon as he saw Zoe standing in front of him, or rather a pair of giant tits, he opened his mouth wide and made a soyboy face.

After a couple seconds, Zoe repeated, "I apologize. Ahem... Could you help me?"

Ned finally stopped drooling and spoke: "Oh, yes.... I'm at your service..."

This mistake of nature said the first thing that came to his mind, only to keep looking at the tits the size of two giant watermelons that were in front of him.

Zoe heard the affirmative answer and smiled showing the ugly pug faced dwarf her snow white teeth. It was the 8th wonder of the world that a Woman was smiling at Ned, because no one can smile at a 1.4 meter ugly man with a snot hanging down out of his pig nose, who also openly stares at the tits of his interlocutor.

Ned's gotten in trouble for staring at women many times before. He's been punched in the face by disgruntled women or their boyfriends literally hundreds of times over the years. He's been head-butted in the toilet, pepper-sprayed, tasered by a shocker, but this moron never learned his lesson and continued to stare at girls, undressing them with his eyes. Although in Zoe's case he couldn't do that, he had simply never in his pathetic life seen a girl with such shapes, not even the most perverted hentai had such gigantic tits or basketballs sized ass cheeks. His twisted brain couldn't construct a picture of her naked body, against Ned's wishes...

They looked funny from the outside, the ugly low-brow standing there drooling at the cleavage of his interlocutor, and Zoe standing there smiling, flapping her giant eyelashes and looking up, trying to think of a phrase that would convince Ned to somehow get her into the office. In any case, she felt awkward after the 3 minute pause and said the first thing that popped into her empty head: "I need to sneak lunch to my husband and the security guard won't let me through. Could you help me get through somehow?"

Ned snapped out of his reverie and replied: "Uh..well... we can work something out. I'm actually the boss here, but the rules are the same for everyone! So we're gonna have to get a little tricky"

Ned gave the best improvisation of his life, he had to do his best not to mumble "Booooobieees."

Realizing that he had to finish the sentence at all costs he continued to make it up as he went along: "They don't let non-staff in here, so we can lie to security that you are a freelancer who is supposed to give a talk on sexual harassment, there was one coming today!", Ned was telling the truth, there was indeed a man coming today who was supposed to give him a lecture on sexual harassment in the workplace. Management was tired of hundreds of complaints a week from female employees, so they notified Ned that he had to attend the lecture for the rest of his internship or he would be kicked out before it was over.

Zoe: "Yes, of course! Thank you so much, I'll be in your debt!", the fool was glad, because she was worried that her beloved husband would sit hungry at lunchtime.

Ned: "But I take it you talked to that security guard?"

Zoe: "Yes, but he wouldn't let me through..."

Ned: "Well... Then we'll have to wait for the other one to take over, which will be in about 15 minutes."

The next chapter will be out today. And if any of you can help me with running stable diffusion via google collab let me know in the comments or private messages.