A Wizard

In one of the mirrors he looked at himself, but it was not himself.

His reflection was dressed in a short-sleeve, baby-pink onsie. There was no leggings on the onsie, leaving his legs and the diaper's leak-guards exposed. On his head sat a matching pointy hat. Gripped in his left hand looked like a plastic blue staff nearly as tall as him. The top of the staff held a ball, while the other end had a ring. In his reflection's mouth sat a blue pacifier that bobbed ever so slightly, his reflection sucking on it.

Wizard Armor Set I -- Uniform of the first class initiates of the Union of Wizardry, a covenant of Kindergarten spellcasters dedicated to knowledge and wisdom. Specializes in low-level magic buffs.

Would you like to select this set?

"Yes."

The mirror followed his command and it glowed a brilliant white. The armor was suddenly on your person, exactly like it was in the mirror. He felt something appear in his mouth and he automatically began sucking on it, the program flooding his brain with endorphins as he did. The armor on his body felt light as a feather and it made barely any sound as he moved. He raised his hand and looked at the staff. He playfully pointed the staff like he was casting a spell, only to find that it made a noise when he shook it. Turns out that the staff was actually a giant baby-rattle.

Status: ▼

• Level: 1
• EXP: 0/1000
• HP: 100/100
• MP: 25/25
• Strength: 1
• Attack: 1
• Defense: 0
• Speed: 0
• Intelligence: 1
• Magic: 1
• Vitality: 0

Skills: ▼

• N/A

Magic: ▼

• Fire Ball 1: Deals 2 ATK damage. 10% likely to cause burn-damage on enemies. Is super-effective against Plant-based Monsters and Plant-based obstacles. Cost: 1 MP
• Spell of Protection: Increases DEF by 3 temporarily. Cost: 1 MP

Inventory: ▼

• Gear: ▼
• Beginner Onsie (100%)
• Beginner Wizard Hat (100%)
• Starter Diaper (100%)
• Starter Binky
• Weapons: ▼
• Beginner Staff
• Items: ▼
• HP Bottle (1)
• MP Bottle (1)
• Ingredients: ▼
• N/A

HP Bottle? You thought as you read the description.

Instantly, a baby bottle magically appeared in his free hand. It was full of what looked like milk. The rubber nipple was colored green and the milk glowed an ethereal white.

Mhh... MP Bottle.

The HP Bottle vanished and in its place was an identical bottle appeared, though the nipple was blue and the liquid was a clear orange color, kind of like apple juice.

It seemed that merely thinking of commands and items in your inventory automatically.

Suddenly a door magically appeared as the mirrors all vanished.

"Begin your quest," said the narrator.

He left the room, wanting to experience the game.