A Teaching Moment

"Okay, when I snap my fingers, Meredith, you will want to date men aged 19 to 30, and will dress sexily to try to impress those men."

"Yes, sir," Meredith said.

"And Brooke, you will want to daye men aged 31 to 50, and will dress sexily to impress those men."

"Yes, sir," said Brooke.

"You both respect the men who the other date."

"Yes sir."

"Meredith, you will realize that Brooke is inexperienced when it comes to pleasing a man, so you will demonstrate to her how to sexually pleasure a man using me as an example. And Brooke, you will watch carefully and listen to everything your mom says."

"Yes, sir."