A Talk Show

Why use and humiliate celebrities in his office when he could do it in public? Those were the thoughts of John when he decided to create his own talk show. It turned out to be really easy. All it took was him to decide that he owned one, and that everyone in this country could remember watching his show for the past years, despite it only existing for a day.

He had also decided that everything that would be broadcasted live in his show would be considered normal by the audience watching it, no matter which fucked up things he would do to these celebrities. Nobody would freak out about this host having a mind control hat or being able to transform his guest's body completely with a wave of a wand.

John was now standing on his desk, with a whole camera crew and audience around him, the camera pointed at him, while a signal indicated that he was now live.

"Welcome, welcome, I'm John Doe, and please welcome our first guest of the night!"