A Shit Face Chairman and Timid Senator On A Frostbite Hellscape

Revan and Excelsior Company Were On Orto Plutonia With The 212th Attack Battalion Under Obi-Wan Kenobi and 501st Legion Under Skywalker, Which Meant An Early Reunion With The Princess. Though New To His Knighthood, Revan Had Earned It, and Had Already Earned His Men's Respect. So Coming To Orto Plutonia To Investigate The Clone Troopers Disappearance, Was Not An Untoward Request. The Fact That Pantora's Senator Was A Woman, and Not A Ugly One, Would Serve His Needs As Well.

Revan and Vargus Were Waiting For Skywalker and Kenobi. Revan, Was, Shirtless. Cold Was Nothing To Him, Icey Cold Less Than Nothing To Him. Revan Found All The Sustenance He needed In The ****, The **** Protected Him From The Worst Effects, and Kept His Body Alive. Revan Had Created An Enclave On Hoth Years Ago, Before The War, With Several Other Younglings. It Was A Premature Enclave, But Yoda Endorsed It, and It Was Now Revan's Private Library and Safe Haven. A Library That Could Only Be Opened By A **** User.

Revan Was Hopeful To Gain A New Lover, If Only To Dispel Any Solid Confidence On A Relationship With Ahsoka, But When His Eyes Met The Young Senator's, Revan Forgot About Ahsoka. Easily. Because She Strangely Wasn't Present. Revan and The SAR Clones Landed Before Anybody Else, and Scoured The Base For Signs Of Life, Which It Lacked. Only Corpses, Clone Corpses, Were Present. Revan Was Disturbed By The Sheer Strength of Skill The Attackers Displayed. No Blast Marks, No Blaster Holes In The Clones. Revan Had A Feeling He Knew What Was Behind The Attack, But Wasn't Certain.

Walking Up To Obi-Wan, Revan Speaks In A Barest Whisper. "You Should Know, I've Seen Something Like This Before, But, I Don't See Solid Evidence That Supports My Theory." Says Revan. "You Know Something That Could Cause This?" Says Kenobi. "Maybe, But Until I See A Holorecording, I Won't Say Much, Other Than If I'm Right, We're Dealing With An Ancient Republic Ally." Says Revan. "You Mean A Republic Ally Did This To The Republic Army?" Asks A Confused Obi. "You Have To Understand, I'm Talking About The Talz Of Alzoc III, Cold Weather Commandos Serving In The Republic Army, During The Galactic, Cold, and Great Galactic Wars With The Resurgent Sith Empire. Like Sacking Of Coruscant and First Burning Of The Jedi Temple Historical Placement." Says Revan. "Talz?" Says Kenobi. "Furry Aliens, Kinda Like A Snowy Wookie With A Tube For A Mouth." Says Revan. "Well At Least We Know Who We Could Be Dealing With." Says Kenobi. "Hmm, I'm Heading Outside To Meditate." Says Revan. A Trooper Offers Him A Jacket, But Revan Burns It With Convection. "I Have No Requirement Like The Old Man Cody." Says Revan, Referring To Kenobi As An Old Man.

Walking Outside, Revan Picks A Nice Spot In The Snow and Sits Down Cross-Legged, Waiting For The **** To Grip Him In The Planets **** Current. A Couple Shinies Offered Him A Coat, But Revan Told Them To Ask Commander Cody For His Response. Eventually, Softer, More Lighter Footsteps Crunched The Snow and Ice. "Yes, My Lady Senator?" Revan Asks Her. "How'd You Know It Was Me?" Asks The Surprised Chuchi. "Your Footsteps Were Lighter Than The Others." Says Revan. "Oh." She Replied. "You Want Something, Or Just Admiring Me With No Shirt On?" Asks Revan As Her Blue Cheeks Become Purple, Likely The Pantoran Form Of Blushing. "No, I Heard From Supreme Chancellor Palpatine That You've Formed A New Trading Alliance To Reconcile The Separatists With The Republic? The Pantoran Assembly Has Informed Me To Convey Their Wish For Pantora To Join It." Says Chuchi. "Then it's A Good Thing I Already Prepared The Paperwork. Pantora Is Small World, and Relies On Intergalactic Commerce To Survive, We Anticipated Your Eventual Request For Membership, and Have Written Up Our Small Worlds Trading Act Contract. You'll Be The First To Sign It." Says Revan, Waving For Trantos To Hand A Datapad To Chuchi.

"Here Kid." Trantos Tells Her. "Lower Taxation From Alderaan, Corellia, and Chandrila Imports? An Actual Trading Outpost and Spaceport On Pantora? A Trade Agreement With Sarkhai, Balmorra, and Manaan? This Is More Than My People Could Have Hoped For." Says Chuchi. "All It Needs Is Your Signature, As Senator For Pantora and A Recognised Senatorial Authority, You Have The Authorisation To Negotiate On Pantora's and The Pantoran Assembly's Behalf. Once Signed, Master Yoda and Count Dooku Will Sign It, and Your Baron Papanoida Needs To Sign It As Well, Once That's Done, The Deal Is Complete, and We Begin To Export To Pantora Immediately." Says Revan. "I Don't Know How To Ever Thank You." Says Chuchi. "You Can Have Dinner With Me For One, Join Me At The Coruscant Opera House, and Share A Private Drink With Me For Two and Three." Says Revan. "It's A Deal." Says Chuchi. "Now Then, I'd Best Pass The Paperwork To The Council...................