A Midget

I am halfway through another beer with I feel a tugging on my shirt from behind. I turn my back on the bar to find a cute round face peering up at me from about 3 feet from the ground. I also see some drool-worthy cleavage beneath her sparkly top that looks out of place but strangely perfect on her little frame. She laughs and introduces herself to me, "Hey, I'm Tammy!" she says.

I introduce myself and we chat a bit. She says things like, "I love this music it just makes me want to go crazy!" and "You're too cute to be sitting in this club alone." as well as, "If you buy me a drink I just might ask you to dance." She touches my arm, and I pat her face lovingly before buying her a "cosmopolitan" upon her request. She drinks about half of it as I polish off yet another beer. She cups one hand around her mouth as the other hand coaxes me nearer as if she wants to tell me a secret. I lean in close and she captures me, bringing me in for a deep kiss. I don't protest and our tongues mingle for a moment before she breaks the kiss, finishes her drink in one go, and says, "come on! I want to dance all over you!"