A Married Straight Couple Become a Married Gay Couple

Earlier, out in the parking lot ...

"Damn it," Greg swore. He sighed. "Okay, I'll admit it. We're lost."

"The first thing to do to tackle a problem is to admit that you have one," Mary said.

"Not helping, honey," Greg said. He looked out his windshield, seeing there weren't a whole lot of places they could go to, to ask for directions. Mostly, it was a bunch of abandoned buildings. But there was one that looked like it was open. Unfortunately, it was a place that Greg would never go in. It looked like some kind of porn video shop. And judging by the posters, he'd have to guess that it was exclusively for gay customers. But it was the only place open.

He parked the car right in front of the store, then began to get out. But his wife stopped him. "What do you think you're doing?"

"I have to ask for directions. I'll just be in and out, alright?"

"I'm coming with you," she said, getting out of the car. Once out, she looked at her husband. "You don't expect me to be left alone in a seedy neighborhood like this, do you?"

He shrugged. "Fine. But let's make this quick, alright? The sooner we get outta here, the better."

So with that, 35-year old Greg Brown and his 32-year old wife Mary stepped into the store.

"Hello? Anyone here?" Greg called out.

Mary looked around and felt disgusted by all the gay porn. If there was one thing she hated, it was homosexuals, especially sexually deviant ones who came to places like this.

"There's no one here, honey. Let's just get out of here," Mary whispered to her husband.

"Just hold on. They're probably just in the back. The sign said 'open', so someone must be here, somewhere."

Suddenly, they felt a chill run through them.

"Look at all this stuff, honey," said Mark, Greg's gay husband. "I'm so glad we came here. They've got everything we need!" he said excitedly. For a while now, they've been wanting to spice up their sex life.

"Finally," Greg said, seeing James emerge from the back rooms. "For a moment there, I thought no one was here."

"What can I do for you?" James asked, eyeing both men. They weren't super sexy, but they were attractive.

"My husband and I wanted to enhance our sex life and wondered if you could help us out," Greg said.

Neither Greg nor Mark had any memory of being the straight married couple Greg and Mary, thanks to James' wish that everyone who came to his store would become gay.