A Mage

It wasn't long before she heard her first sucker come across the chest. Evelyn was hiding behind a fallen marble pillar, she was completely silent, so she had no fear of this person hearing her. The first person appeared to be a human female mage. Evelyn had never seen such a scantily clad mage, this woman was wearing what appeared to be a leather armor chest piece, but her bottoms were, well almost non-existent. She wore an odd sort of loincloth, but it was very long and covered her front and back decently enough. The mage noticed the chest. “Huh...I don't remember this being here before…” She gave the chest a once over, and then bent down to give it a closer inspection. As that was happening, a strong gust of wind blew the backside of her odd loincloth to the side, revealing some very tiny G-string underwear. “Saucy…” Evelyn thought to herself. Finally the mage decided to open the chest. Evelyn waited with a mischievous grin for the payoff...But nothing happened. “Sweet!” Evelyn heard the mage exclaim. “A Superior potion of healing! These things are crazy expensive!” Evelyn was in shock, the trap didn't work? She'd seen it work before, why wasn't it working now?! The mage, happy with her haul, left with a smile. Evelyn frowned. Ok, so she missed one person, but it's not like that mage looked like she had much on her anyways. She could just wait for the next person.