A Little Bit Catty

"Like, why are you even here?" Jennifer couldn't keep it in, frustrated and absolutely mind fried from everything that's been going on. Maybe this whole show borked her mind already to the point where she wouldn't even need a card changing her intelligence, but she needed some straight answers or it was only going to get more agonizing.

In a mock surprise, her friend covered her mouth. "Like, why do you think? Yeah, you f*cked all of us out of 10k and an experience of a lifetime because of your stupid pandemic panic. It wasn't even that many people but you saw it as a way to preach and get publicity so you didn't have to slut on some politician to fund your career instead. So now we're here to witness you getting what's coming to ya."

Blanching, Jennifer suddenly felt chills as her eyes couldn't stand staring anywhere near her former friends anymore. Even though she so desperately wanted to, the only retort peeping out as her boobs bobbed was soft and silly. "yeah, Uhm, no... Just 'cus I... called911orwahteverdoesntmean.... uh."

A huge grin formed on her friend's face. "Awwww! You ARE feeling guilty! Isn't that just adorable!"

Stomping her feet, Jennifer blushed as the audience laughed. "Omigawd I'm SOOOOOOO not! I'm a super duper serial backstabber y'know? I totes follow my daddy's footsteps."

"Oh really?" Rolling her eyes, her friend walks up to her. "I bet you just exaggerate all your dumbsh*t mistakes and poor decision-making as betrayals. You're f*cking 24. What could you have done?"

Doing little hops in place, Jennifer answered. "Nuh-uh! I totes did things that put your wedding inc- inci-, event! To shame! Like when, I uhm, exposed that politician's sex tape!"

"Boo-hoo, he couldn't keep it in his pants. Why should you cover for him?"

"He like, had a wifey-, anyway! Whateves. I also totally bankrupted lives and stuff pushing for that stupid bill!"

"They would've passed it by the next term anyway!"

"'Kay Sandy, but I totally got the other senator's scandal covered for re-election."

"And? Welcome to politics."

"What about Monica?"

"It's her own damn fault she couldn't study without your help!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up, like, for reals! Shut up!" Turning bright red, Jen stomped around as her former friend salutes the crowd. Leaving Jen to go back to her husband, the contestant was left shaking.

"cough. Ok folks, now that it's all settled, we seem to have reached our results!" Looking at his watch, Jack grimaced at the time as Jennifer tried to distract herself by looking at the options again. Between all four options, Jennifer could only picture living with the cat parts. The rest were just so inherently sexual that she'd continue to die of embarrassment if she got them or complicate her life even further. She definitely didn't need people's opinions of her mega melons plastered somewhere as if she was keeping notes. As-well... Maybe she kinda-sorta lied about not liking geeky things. Well, she was introduced by the former tomboy, but before she dedicated her entire life to being a martyr, there were definitely a couple that made her lose hours of sleep. Jennifer's hair grew pink in her own world as nostalgia flooded her brain. Shaking her head, she couldn't let feelings be an anchor and drag Jen down into her own world. Yeah, she had feelings she regretted not following but that doesn't change the fact that she was in this position because of the two jackasses who couldn't deal with the consequences of breaking the law!

Stretching the side strings of her new thong, Jennifer quickly realized which one won with a sigh of relief. Two pointy cat's ears popped out of her head, while the tail peaked out of her pink hair. "As you can see! 'A Little Bit Catty' is Jennifer's new asset to boost her looks to new heights! And as a bonus, they'll always match the colour of her hair. Now let's hear our next box!"

Rushing things along, Jack signaled his watch and Jennifer could not agree more to move things along. As her tail flapped around, she swayed in place. "Y-yeah! Let, uhm, do, like, 17"

Sighing, Sandra walked right up to the case before revealing a puppet.

Reverse psychology: Applied very literally with Jennifer, anything she's told to do will be responded with the will of a teenager. Rebelling by doing the complete opposite, keen people will figure out that they can always trick Jen into doing what they want like "Oh Jennifer, please don't take off your shirt."

Stepford Stupors: Occasionally Jennifer will find herself in a housewife haze of sorts. Suddenly cooking and cleaning sound like an imperative rather than a chore. Dainty things like keeping her man happy will be the only things in her head until she snaps out of it.

Negatives No Longer: Yes, of course, and other positive answers is the only response Jennifer is able to give. As if no has been erased from her mental dictionary, she'll find herself agreeing a lot more and following through on those responses.

Hypno Prone: Jennifer will fall for any old street hypnotist, whether he or she's the real deal or not. Any object, any relaxing voice meant to put somebody into a trance will be incredibly effective to the point where many would think she's acting. And no matter how she resists, she won't be able to look away.