A Knight

In one of the mirrors he looked at himself, but it was not himself.

His reflection was dressed in an armor set. He wore a pair of gauntlets, leather boots and a chest-plate from an Arthurian Knight set, the metal an unusual baby-blue tint. He wore no pants or any kind of legging armor, leaving the diaper and calves exposed. In one of his arms looked like a bright-blue foam weapon used for play-fighting in LARPing. In his reflection's mouth sat a blue pacifier that bobbed ever so slightly, his reflection sucking on it.

The description read:

Knight Armor Set I -- Full armor set of newly knighted knights in the Order of the Younglings, a covenant of Kindergarten warriors dedicated to chivalry and friendship. Even icky bottoms won't stand in your way! Good for Attacking and Defending against weak attacks.

Would you like to select this set?

"Yes."

The mirror followed his command and it glowed a brilliant white. The armor was suddenly on your person, exactly like it was in the mirror. He felt something appear in his mouth and he automatically began sucking on it, the program flooding his brain with endorphins as he did. The armor on his body felt light as a feather and it made barely any sound as he moved. He raised his hand and looked at the toy sword in his grip.

Status: ▼

• Level: 1
• EXP: 0/1000
• HP: 100/100
• MP: 25/25
• Strength: 2
• Attack: 2
• Defense: 2
• Speed: 0
• Intelligence: 0
• Magic: 0
• Vitality: 0

Skills: ▼

• Strong Swing -- creates break-damage on Weak Shields and Weak Armor. Cost: N/A

Magic: ▼

• N/A

Inventory: ▼

• Gear: ▼
• Beginner Knight Armor (top) (100%)
• Beginner Knight Boots (100%)
• Beginner Knight Gloves (100%)
• Starter Diaper (100%)
• Starter Binky
• Weapons: ▼
• Beginner Sword
• Items: ▼
• HP Bottle (1)
• MP Bottle (1)
• Ingredients: ▼
• N/A
• Valuables: ▼
• Curncy: 0

Manual: ►

Options: ►

HP Bottle? You thought as you read the description.

Instantly, a baby bottle magically appeared in his free hand. It was full of what looked like milk. The rubber nipple was colored green and the milk glowed an ethereal white.

Mhh... MP Bottle.

The HP Bottle vanished and in its place was an identical bottle appeared, though the nipple was blue and the liquid was a clear orange color, kind of like apple juice.

It seemed that merely thinking of commands and items in your inventory automatically.

Suddenly a door magically appeared as the mirrors all vanished.

"Begin your quest," said the narrator.

He left the room, wanting to experience the game.