A Humiliating Phonecall

"...tell Alex how big my dick is."

Laurie choked on her wine, sending the red liquid dribbling down her chin. Josh hooted: "That's hilarious bro. Ring him now Laurie, do it on loudspeaker!"

"You guys are horrible" Laurie laughed as she caught her breath "That's so mean!" She covered her face with her hands.

In a flash, Dan grabbed her phone from beside her. Josh grabbed her arms and held her as she wriggled and giggled, while Dan made the call.

The phone rang. ‘Don’t pick up baby’, Laurie prayed.

“Hello?” It was Alex. With Dan holding the phone, and Josh still gripping her firmly, Laurie spoke quickly:

“Hey Sweetie! This is really embarrassing, uh... so... OK! I walked in on my flatmate Dan tonight. It was a total accident, but I saw his, um, penis. I didn't mean to! It was like a foot long. I'm really sorry!”

There was a moment of silence. Then Alex chuckled.

“Bunny... did you really ring me to tell me your neighbour has a dick’s twice as big as mine?”

Josh and Dan wept with tears of silent laughter.

“I don’t know! I just, uh, didn't want to hide things from you, I guess?”

“Bunny. You know I trust you. We can talk about this tomorrow.” He paused. "Are you feeling alright? You sound a bit... drunk?"

"Oh? No? I've only had couple of beers this evening."

"You're drinking beer in your room?"

"You know how stressful things are!"

Alex sighed. "I'm sorry sweetie. I know we've both been distracted lately. Just... look, you do what helps you relax, OK?"

“OK! I, ah, love you!”

“You too Bunny.” Click.