A Dumb Deal…

Lament looks at Curio as Kandle stood in awe of his powers….

“So…. What’s my virginity going to do for you?” Asked Curio

“I…….. need your help!”

“Your help? Tch…. Listen Wreath…. Why should help you?”

“Because…. I’m willing to negotiate the surrender of Hyrule!”

“And why should I believe you?”

“Because….. I want to save…. The princess!” Said Lament looking into a mirror on the right side of the room….

“The princess….. I thought you killed her!”

“What…. Why do you accuse me of such a thing?”

“Curio stop, Master Lament….. is the princess still alive?” Asked Kandle

“…… there’s a possibility….. she was never dead….. she was sent to the dark world by Ganons wizard….. I need the virginity of 6 prefect maidens…. Then and only then will I be able to save her!” Said Lament

“Ok….. so if we help you…. You’ll piss off forever…!”

“Of course!”

“…. Fine…. I’ll trust you for now!” Said Curio..

“Excellent…. I’ll take both of your virginity then!”

“What?! No way….. if you think for even a second I’m going to let you take mine… then forget it!”

“I’ll gladly help you Lament!” Said Kandle as she lowered her panties and lifted up her skirt…

“Thank you for your commitment Kandle….. Now you…..!”

“Forget it….!”

“Oh please….. it’s not like I’m asking you to give up breathing….. besides….. when have you ever had a good time?” Asked Lament…

1.) Fine I’ll give up my virginity

2.) Nah… let some another girl face the consequences of my actions…