A Confused Thor

Back in the events of the first Thor movie Thor, is left alone with Darcy. Jane and Erik are off in the desert taking trying to talk with shield. This left Thor unknowingly with a golden opportunity.

Thor admired Darcy’s body. It was so, different from the women of Asgard. Back home they were all tall and strong. This woman was something that caught his interest.

“Sooooo, Lady Lewis it is asgardian custom to have sex with a woman when your alone with her.” Thor cursed himself for being stupid. The custom card never worked like that.

“Oh wow really T man I had no idea!” Darcy quickly strips naked. “We’ll come at be big I’m ready for a little hot banging action.” Thor was shocked at this. Either this human was messing with him or she’s the most gullible person ever.