A Camera

You look on the table and there is a big box wrapped up.

You sit across from your parents. You open the present and look a little confused as there is a camera.

"We should explain. You probably think we make all our money through banking and shares. Well we don't we run a range of successful clubs and bars. The most exclusive of which is under the house." Your dad tells you.

"Okay but why the camera?" You ask.

"The thing about our clubs is its just for women, we get all kinds of women professional women, famous women, pornstars all of them. No man has ever stepped in one, until tonight." Your mum explains. "You will be unveiled as the new owner and the only man ever to have entered the club." Your mum says.

Your parents stand up. "Sorry we can't tell you more but Penny will help you with anything." Your Dad says.

"Penny. Who's Penny?" You ask.

"Oh right she will be your secretary." Your mum says and goes to leave.

"Wait where are you going?" You ask.

"Now you are in charge we are going on holiday. Have fun." Your dad says and walks out.