6-He Gets Crowned

It was Steve’s turn again, not that he wanted it to be. So far he had gotten lucky with the whole pink hair card, but he didn’t want to take a chance again and get a card along the lines of some of the others that had already shown up.

He had tried to get up out of his chair countless times over the last round, and he clearly hadn’t been successful. There apparently was no escape from whatever **** was causing them to play this. And since not playing wasn’t really an option, he took the die and rolled it, watching it land with six dots face up.

He grabbed his pawn and moved it forward, his hand shaking a little bit. He was scared even if he was determined to be brave and not show it. His pawn came down on a blank space, which meant another one of those cards. He took a deep breath and drew the top one.

“Cock Crown: Accessory: When you wear this cock-themed crown, everyone will address you as if you were royalty. Points: 4.” read the card. Steve felt a heaviness immediately on his head which must have been the new crown. He reached up and pulled it off and looked at it. It appeared to be made of real gold and gems, however it was shaped to look like a bunch of dicks interwoven and towering up. It was one of the gayest things he’d ever seen.

He'd almost forgotten it was still his turn. His free hand shot forward and grabbed the die and rolled it.