4 simple rules

"What is there to explain? Three wishes then you gone right?"

"If thats really what you want master but actually I'm yours until you want to get rid of me or perish. I dont understand why you mortal always think there's a limit.... Hey is that what I think it is?" Genie says pointing to the 14 inch bong sitting on the coffee table behind you.

"It's been quite a while since I toaked do you mind master?" He asks

You just smile broadly as you pack a bowl into the bong and hand the genie the lighter. He takes a huge hit and holds it in for quite a while and you do the same.

He holds it longer than you and you start to choak and you both start laughing.

"Heheheh...Good stuff indeed... Look my master there are some rules we need to go over before we can get started. But hey its pretty simple. Number one I cant kill anyone for you. Number two is you cant change the past. Number three, I cant make you immortal.... And lastly you cant wish to change the rules. Besides that lets have some fun. And this is not a rules but....... for every wish you need to say I wish....so and so. If for some reason you cant speak, you just have to think it. Other wise I'll only grant wishes you verbaly ask for. In my experience it's easier on my masters not to be so paranoid with their thoughts."

"Well that's easy enough. So if I said I wish every hit from my bong tasted like the first hit of the bowl..."

Genies eyes glow a faint purple and he says " I say granted. And well done on orginality master. May I pass you the bong?"

"Oh you and me Genie, are going to be the best of friends..."