3

You sit across from the new English professor

"Hello, I understand you're new. How are thing going?" you ask.

"Good so far. It's my first job as a full professor, so I have some challenges."

"Of course, and I have some great advice for you."

"Do tell," she says.

"One, wear very tight slacks or tight knee-length skirts, show a bit of cleavage, high heels, and wear bright red or hot pink lipstick, and always wear your hair down."

She nods. "Sound advice. Anything else?"

"Yes, keep a dildo in the shower, and masturbate regularly in the shower; in fact, if you can stick one on the wall of the shower, that's even better. Great stress reducer. Are you married or dating?

"No, I'm single."

"Good, for the next year, don't worry about dating. Just go out for one night stands a few times a month. Always follow safe sex practices of course."

"Of course."

"Sucking cock is a great stress reducer."

"Yes, sure."

1) Stay with the professor

2) Have fun with two coeds studying?

3) Have fun with the girl who was reading and seemingly a bit put off at the crowd noise

4) Something else