The die landed with the three facing upwards. Benny wasn't too sure about this strange, magical game they were playing. Part of him told him to find a way to get out of here now, and yet another part of him told him what was the worst that could happen. That whole tops or bottoms thing still didn't make a whole lot of sense.
Benny moved the brown pawn forwards three spaces placed it down where the board read 'Give a Card to a Friend'.
"How lucky are you" came that voice from the board game suddenly."You not only get to draw a card from the fun deck, but the player to your left gets to draw one also."
He reached across the board and grabbed the top card while his twin brother Jacob to his left grabbed the next card.
Without even thinking about it Benny began reading his Card aloud. "Urine Rash: You now have a rare skin condition called Urine Rash. Rashes will randomly show up on your body and the only way to soothe and heal these painful, itchy pink spots are to rub another male's urine into them. Points: 20."
Benny couldn't help but laugh. This game had to be fucking kidding him. But then he felt it on his left leg right above his knee where his shorts draped over. There was a sudden burning, itching sensation on his skin there.
"This game can't be fucking serious" Johnny said as Jacob brought his own card to his face.
"Nude Vision: It's like X-Ray vision except it allows you to see what any guy looks like without all that stupid clothing on. Points: 10." Jacob read aloud. Benny wasn't paying much attention, this new rash on his leg was a little overwhelming. He tried to soothe it with his bare fingers but it wasn't doing him any good. His mind told him he needed urine but there was no way he was going to let another guy his on his leg.
Jacob grabbed the die and rolled it.
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