3 Best Friends

"Say, you're in college, right?" Jack asked.

Hannah nodded. "Yep. Senior year. I just took this job to make some extra cash."

"Give me the details on three of your best friends, then we'll deal with any employee you despise."

"Okay!" said Hannah. "Let's see. My best friend is named Emma King, she's also a senior..."

"No, their love lives and sex lives."

"Oh! Well, Emma is a virgin, Priyah has had anal and vaginal, and Ariel has given hairjobs, blowjobs, and boobjobs. All of them are single as of right now."

"All three of them will be here to visit you today," Jack said.

"Cool," Hannah said.