20th Anniversary!

*It’s been 20 years of this thread. Fireworks, cake, orgies for everyone!

Buffy let a mouthful of cum dribble onto the ground as she saw the doors of the school open, “Fuck, we got another one.”

Xander walked through the doors, looking around in confusion. He had been talking with Cordelia when suddenly he was back in school. That wasn’t the most confusing thing. Walking up to him was…himself.

“Uh, hi?” he began, uncertainly.

“Hey, welcome,” the other Xander said. “Yeah, I know, it's confusing. Just wanted to congratulate you. Your story actually got finished. That’s pretty rare, most people just wander in here when they get abandoned.”

“Story…finished?”

“Don’t overthink it too much. There’s a lot of Xanders around here, I’m mind control Xander,” he said. “Not to be confused with hypnotism Xander, I’m straight mind control. I got this whole deal started back in the day. Wow, those are some memories. Sorry, I don’t have your name yet. Give it a second, it will come to you.”

“I guess I’m…big dick Xander?”

“Great, another one. More specific.”

“I cucked Angel?”

Mind control Xander sighed, “Still more specific.”

“I cucked Angelus and ended up with Cordelia?”

“Oh, yeah, great to have you man. We were worried you weren’t going to make it. What would you like to do, take the tour, or fuck Buffy in the ass?”

Xander looked over to where Buffy was on a table, she was riding one Xander, while taking another Xander, who was wearing a letterman jacket, in her mouth.

“Umm, the tour. And an explanation.” Xander said as he looked at a Willow, spouting a dick, fucking a girl who for some reason he knew was named Tara.

“Sure, you know multiverse theory, right. You are one of many Xander’s,” mind control Xander said as they began to walk. “I’m a Xander who got mind control and immediately jumped into wanting to fuck everyone, really kind of evil actually, you’re a Xander with a giant dick and a plot line.”

“And this is?”

“Where we all hang out when our stories are done, or unfinished. We are…oh hey, this is Anya, you would never have met her,” mind control Xander said as a blonde came up to them.

“Hey,” she greeted. “Want to fuck?”

“Not now, Anya, he just got here,” Xander explained and she quickly walked away. “Don’t mind her, she’s from one of the porno realities. Fun places to visit, but very unstable, the plot doesn’t last for long. Though most versions of Anya are pretty blunt.”

“Uh, and the girls…” Xander said as he looked around. Near him an older version of Cordelia was riding a sybian while a skinny, brown haired woman licked her tits..

“Yeah, they come from different realities as well. This one is from mine.”

“It’s all different Xanders and girls?” big dick Xander asked.

“There’s a few other guys. Giles, a guy called Andrew who ended up with a cock that’s even bigger than yours, Spike, but yeah, mostly Xanders,” mind control Xander said as he came across a Xander who was stretching. “Getting ready?”

“Yep,” the stretching Xander replied. “I think it’s almost my time.”

“Keep hoping man,” he said as they moved on.

“Who was that?”

“Femdomed Xander. He keeps thinking that there’s going to be a larger story with him, but that universe just never comes to be,” mind control Xander said they came to a door labeled ‘bullpen’. “Oh, hold on, I need to check in here quick.”

He opened the door and Xander saw a roomful of girls. Each had a name listed next to them - Buffy Bot, Darla, Eve, Glory, Gwen, Kate, Nina, Oliva, Vamp Willow, and SiTs. “You ladies doing okay?”

Darla came up to him, “Is it my time yet?”

“Damn, Darla, you are more needy than femdom Xander.”

“Well put me with him. Put me with anyone. I’m so horny,” she said as she rubbed her body. “I’ve been close so many times.”

“You had the one scene were you had sex. Some of the other girls have never even been mentioned.”

“It got retconned! That was supposed to be my story! Instead the new version barely went anywhere,” she complained.

“We’ll see what we can do, but there are also the girls from season 8 and beyond…”

“Fuck, no, no one will know who they are,” Darla complained. “I’m worried we’re going to jump to Season 7 and then I’ll be in the back of a whole gaggle of girls.”

“No promises, Darla, but I’ll let the man in charge know.”

“What was that?” big dick Xander asked.

“The girls who haven’t had a chance in a sex scene in a story yet, though we only count those who appeared in more than one episode. Some of them have come close, but never actually did a sex scene. It’s a goal to work them in eventually.”

“You mentioned seasons and episodes…”

“Oh, yeah, the multiverse seems to revolve around some big central concepts, we group them into seasons for reference.”

“SiTs?”

“Slayers in Training, it’s a whole thing,” mind control Xander said as they came across another Xander. This one was making out with a woman he didn’t recognize while Buffy was on her knees giving him a blowjob. “Let’s steer clear of this group.”

“Who was that?” big dick Xander asked as they got away.

“That’s sexpires Xander. The girl he is with is Sarah. An OC. Not one really knows how to handle her. Up here,” mind control Xander said as they came to a door with a heavy lock, “Is out of control Dawn. This room’s a bit dangerous for newcomers. Basically an unending orgy. Though if you ever want to see a girl blow a whole squadron of marines while being fucked by a robot, it’s your place.”

“Yeah, maybe later,” big dick Xander said. “Is this like the after-life?”

“Kinda, hey love spell Xander,” he said as another Xander went by with Buffy and Amy on either side of him. They came to a locked door, “Oh, don’t go in here. That’s a totally different universe. Complete choose your own adventure, good idea, didn’t work out, too complicated and unstable.”

“So that’s it. This is just where I stay for the rest of forever.” Xander said as a leather clad Faith walked by.

“I mean, technically any of our stories could be continued. But the universe seems to want to spin off new stories instead of continuing old ones. But you never know.”

“So is this just one big orgy?”

“Kind of. You can always go back and relive your story when you want. Revisit the classics even. This universe didn’t just appear overnight, after all. I mean, does it sound like such a bad thing? Your eternity is sex with a full cast of hot girls.”

“Well, I guess not.”

“Great, now, find a Buffy to fuck. She’s the most popular girl, not surprisingly. This last door is the end of the line. It leads out to the new…oh shit…”

“Hey guys, I’m headed out,” a new Xander who was standing by the door said.

“Big dick Xander, this is Normality Xander.”

“Congratulations, you got your story finished, now, it’s my time to shine,” Normality Xander said excitedly. “Wow, we’re looking at a whole universe rebuild. Seasons 1 to 3 where my words have unintentional consequences. It’s going to be epic.”

“Oh, no one told you?” mind control Xander said nervously. “That plan got shelved.”

There was a long pause before Normality Xander spoke, “What? You can’t be serious. But the whole universe concept is laid out, so many details.”

“Yeah, well, maybe one day it can be the main story.”

“That’s what How to Train Your Slayer Xander says.”

“And he still gets a new chapter every couple months. Listen it’s…” they stopped talking as an envelope slid under the door.

It wasn’t just them, the orgy surrounding them stopped as all eyes turned in their direction. “What is it?” big dick Xander asked.

“It’s the new universe notes,” mind control Xander explained. “It’s about the upcoming story. Go ahead, you’re the new guy, you can have the honor, give us the details.”

As Xander read the contents of the letter there was a collective gasp from the audience. The next story was…well, you’ll have to wait and see.

*It was 20 years ago that I started this Choose Your Own Adventure (presuming nothing in the software ever messed up the starting date). I could not even have made a guess at what 20 years in the future would have looked like, or that I’d still be a fan of Buffy. When I started Buffy was still on the air and I held out hopes that Buffy/Xander would be an actual canon relationship.

I didn’t have any plans for the plot direction, and really was hoping to just spur some stories that other people would join me in writing. At the time I’d done a few normal Buffy adult stories, but I generally found it hard to get past the early stage of writing. Chyoa was a great launching pad and it’s come a long way. Back then stories were limited to a max of 4 choices per chapter and I remember thinking quite a bit about what the main page starting choices were going to be. Funny now to think about how that was once a concern or that the site had a slightly different name at the time. I eventually made a pledge to add a chapter for every chapter someone else added. I didn't always manage that, but it got the ball rolling.

Over those 20 years I had periods of frequent activity and long droughts before coming back to write pretty regularly with the reader directed stories. The readership numbers have declined, but I’m still pleasantly surprised that updates will find new readers who bookmark the story. Will the story still be going in 20 years? Hah, I’m not even going to worry about that. As long as I enjoy it, I’ll keep writing.

To all the readers, commenters, people who messaged me, and contributors, thank you, I really appreciate it. I hope people continue to enjoy.

~Archer15 4/18/22