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Steve and Gillian woke up the next morning to Baby Gaga crying. Steve rolled over. "I think someone needs a fresh diaper."

"Ewww, I'm not changing her," said Gillian.

Steve stretched and got up. He looked into the crib. "Wet dipey?"

Gaga nodded while she pouted.

"Well, we don't have a nanny, but I have an idea." Steve went out and found Bebe. "Bebe, go change Gaga's diaper."

"Yes, master," said Bebe in her robot voice.

Gillian and Steve found Elizabeth in the kitchen. She was wearing just an apron and heels.

"Elizabeth, go buy a new apron today," said Steve. "Instead of 'Kiss the Cook,' get 'Fuck the Cook!' printed on it, and don't forget your chef's hat. Tonight for dinner we want rib eye steaks, baked potatoes, peas, caesar salad, and a nice zifandel. Use your own money."

"Yes, sir," said Elizabeth. She made scrambled eggs, whole grain toast, cubed fresh fruit, coffee and orange juice.

"What's your plan for today, dear?" asked Gillian.

1) Find a nanny for Gaga

2) Find a celebrity to fuck with

3) Just hang out in Beverly Hills and see what happens

4) Wait for Eva Green's maid service

5) Something else.