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The die had just magically appeared in Benny's hand and he had rolled it. Apparently, since Steve was stuck being somebodies dick it was Benny's turn now.

Benny reached for his pawn. Every time he thought this game couldn't get any stranger it somehow managed to. Like how Johnny was now a donkey who had a butt plug up his donkey ass still which happened to be his master. If Benny weren't in the middle of this mess, he'd probably be laughing his head off at the moment.

When he moved his pawn forward to a blank spot, he was just relieved to realize it wasn't a danger card. There were three good examples already of why you didn't want to draw one of those. He reached forward and grabbed the top card from the fun pile which strangely looked even bigger now than when they had first started playing this game.

"Golden Showers: Showers are useless unless it’s piss raining down on you. Any showerhead you use will now spray you with fresh urine instead of water, giving you that urine-clean feeling. Points: 10." The card read.

Benny placed the card down in front of himself with his other cards. He had no doubt that what this card said was true, everything else this game had thrown at them had become reality. So naturally, he was never going to take a shower again. Maybe there was a loophole with baths.

Jacob grabbed the die from his brother and rolled it.