2 months later

You awaken to three text messages, one from Jane and 2 from Jessica. You read Jane's first, "hey John, I wanted you to be the first to know that im pregnant with triplets. I haven't and won't be telling Jack that it may not be his. The two of you look so alike that he'll believe its his even if it isn't. Oh and I got an interesting message from Jessica, did she message you?". You cant believe it, you had often fantasised about knocking her up but the realisation that you may have actually done it is a shock. You decide to read Jessica's messages before you reply. The first is a black and white picture that is very blurry and you have no idea what this image is of, the second is a text message "hey John, I dont know if that picture meant anything to you but that was a scan from the hospital. Im pregnant... with quintuplets... and there's a good chance that they are yours, 1 in 2. I can only hope that my partner believes they are his or you're going to have an enormous child support payment as im not having an abortion."

You respond to Jane and say "she's pregnant with 5 babies! oh my god! what if its that black guys? she said 1 in 2, so maybe we're lucky and her and her partner have had an accident."

You respond to Jessica and say "hey, congratulations. I hope they are healthy if you're keeping them. If you want child support I will want you to move in and be my personal whore as id intend to keep you pregnant as long as possible but let me know how you want to continue".