2 men down in first 2 minutes

The participants are introduced as they walk toward the wrestling ring

In our next match up

it's ....

the man who will keep making advances

and won't take no for an answer

Mr Machismo,

the boniest wimp in town

The IT Geek

and

the man who's behind ALL crime

the Mafia Boss

versus

Nicole Kidman,

Holly Willoughby

and

Sarah Michelle Gellar

All six look at each other,

suss each other out,

and then decide who is goingto be starting against whom:

It's Nicole Kidman VERSUS Mr Machismo,

They reach high to start by locking hands

but KARBOOM! Nicole Kidman has other ideas,

totally destorying Mr Machismo's balls in one move of her heavenly leg.

Meanwhile Sarah Michelle Gellar grabs the IT guy by the hair and pulls him into the ring.

She pulls him straight into her flurry of face-bisting face punches,

making a total mess of IT guy's head

She lets go of him and he drops to the mat, ko.