2. Maybe I should talk to someone about this?

"No, this is dumb. Impossible. You don't just wake up gay." you muse to yourself.

"I've been on dates, with girls." comes the denial-filled follow up.

"Of course, none of those really went anywhere."

"Fuck..."

Confused, you meander into the shower, and let the water rush over you, and debate the issue til the water gets cold.

Sure, you've been on dates, but you're still a virgin.

Then again, maybe you're just not a smooth as you think you are. After all, you didn't ask those girls out on a whim, right?

Naturally, at the end of the shower, the phone rings. Well, at least you don't have soap in your eyes. You could just let the machine get it... Then again, maybe it's someone you could talk to, if not about this, then to get your mind off this, entirely.