1. Bi, hm? Guess that doubles my chances.

For whatever the reason, you find you can just shake off this revelation. It is a bit exciting, really. And it's like a huge weight off your shoulders to admit it really. The dream was hardly the first sign.

Heading to the shower, to get ready for a busy day, you can't get your mind off sexy thoughts.

The shower takes way longer than you'd normally take, as your mind starts to run wild. Your hands spend a lot of time soaping up your erect cock, and a bit of time soaping up your behind, as well; thoughts of new possibilities running amuck.

The water starts to turn cold, and even then, you stay lost in your fantasy world of imagination, until the phone rings, snapping your back to reality.

"Oh shit! The paintball tourney!"

Turning the water off, you wonder if you should run for the phone, or let the machine get it.