1. Angelina Jolie teases Brad Pitt about the new girl next door

It's morning. Brad Pitt pulls into the driveway of his huge Malibu house. After a night of partying with friends, he's groggy and a bit hung over. The sun is oppresive.

Slowly Brad trudges up the driveway toward the house, taking deep breaths. After last night, he plans to make this a nice, relaxing day. As he walks something grabs his eye, next door. He peers over. There is a bright yellow moving van in the driveway. Brad watches for a little while. Three heavy-set men lug in furniture. After a few moments an older couple walk out into the driveway to start giving directions. They must be the new neighbors, Brad thinks.

As he's about to turn away, a red sports car pulls into the driveway. The door opens and first out flings a pair of gorgeous legs. It's a girl, who Brad ponders can't be much older than 20. She's petite but still has nice sized, perky breasts. Her hair is strikingly red and up in a pony tail. Her lips are bright red too. Peering, Brad can see that her pretty face is touched with just a sprinkling of light freckles. And then, of course, there are those legs. Brad thinks for a moment about the days when he was that age, then heads into the house.

"You there Angie?" He calls as he walks through the door. Angelina Jolie sits on the couch, lounging care free. Her back is slouched and her legs are open. She wears a pair of black lace panties and a wife-beater. The wife-beater is thin and her dark nipples easily visible. Her hair is frizzy and she's still wearing her small thin-rimmed glasses. She's obviously not been awake long. She holds a bowl which contains a few celery stalks and a dash of peanut butter.

Brad walks up and gives her a peck. "Where are the kids?" he asks.

"Asleep" she smiles. "How was your evening with George?"

"Fun." Brad plops down on a chair. "Exhausting." He looks over at the television. It's soap operas, not exactly Angelina's favorite. "What are you watching?"

"Oh nothing," she answers. "I was just flipping channels." There is a long pause. Brad doesn't exactly believe her. "So have you seen the new neighbors?" She asks. Brad nods agreeably. "They seem nice." Brad is unrespondant. Angelina decides to say something to get his attention.

"Their daughter is about as hot as they come, don't you think?" Brad smiles slightly. Aware of her past, he's used to Angelina talking about her attraction to women. Still he doesn't comment. "And that red hair," Angelina continues, "isn't it great? Know what I thought when I saw that hair?"

"What's that?" Brad says

"It would look amazing, covered in your cum." Angelina snickers.

"Excuse me?"

"I'm just saying. That's something I wouldn't mind seeing.... maybe sometime.... today."

At that moment, Brad notices what Angelina has been watching. He sees a DVD cover sitting next to the TV. It's a porno.... featuring all redheads.