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"Bebe, I think you should come someplace private with me."

She shrugs and nods then follows you to a table in the back of a coffee shop where there is no one within earshot.

"Bebe, I think you should just remain quiet and listen to me."

She nods again.

"I think you should realize you are an anal slut. I think you should realize you crave anal sex, and you should realize you can only orgasm if you're fucked up the ass after a long, hard spanking that makes your ass cheeks feel like they are on fire. Got that?"

She nods.

"For the next year, you should have anal sex at least twice a week and never with the same guy twice. Keep plenty of ribbed condoms and warming lube on hand. Got that?"

She nods.

"I think you should always keep an anal plug up your ass when you perform on stage, and I think you should always keep an carrot up your ass when you are out and about, and you should eat the carrot without washing it off at the end of the day. Got it?"

Again she nods.

"I think you should moon the paparazzi and slap your ass as hard as you can ten times any time you see a gaggle of photographers, and you should get a pair of very tight white slacks with a bulls eye on the seat centered over where your asshole is, and wear those slacks on stage for your next twenty concerts. You should go online and brag about how much you love and crave anal sex and how great your ass tastes on a guy's cock. Oh, and you should always suck your lover's cock clean if you trust him enough not to wear a condom. Got all of that?"

She nods.

"Good, now you should...."

1) Get on your hands and knees and beg me to fuck you up the ass

2) Go outside, pull your jeans and panties down and beg the first guy you see to fuck you up the ass

3) stick your thumb up your ass and keep it there until you get home

4) something else