"Kendall, here's the thing," said Jeremy. "There is a benefit of the curse. Your butt and hips are now permanently that big, and your anus is super-sensitive during anal sex, and any anal sex you have will be amazing."

"Really as good as it just was?" asked Kendall.

"Well, to be honest, any sex you have with me will be the best sex you've ever had."

"Hmm, really?"

"Oh, let's talk about payment," said Jeremy. "For the next five years, you will give me 25% of all of your earnings, and you need to donate another 50% to charity. That charitable contributions are needed to break the curse."

"Ok, what else."

"Before I get into that, your anus will never get stretched out, nor will it be damaged during anal. But part of your curse is that for the rest of your life, your most amazing orgasms will be from anal. You will also start to crave and sucking guys off until they cum on your face, and that will make you orgasm, and you'll need it at least once a week."

Kendall nodded.

"Now for the bad news. Even though you will get ****, and curse your sisters, it will take time for your curse that causes you to wet yourself to go away. At least once a week, you'll find that your bladder will suddenly be full, and you'll piss yourself when you're in public."

"Oh my god! I'm so fucking mad at those bitches!"

"As you should be because it will take a year for that curse to go away, and you'll also wet your bed every night."

"Fuck!"

"So you need to wear diapers. The thickest, bulkiest, most absorbant ones you can find. If you wear them under very tight pants, no one will be able to notice."

Anger crossed Kendall's face as she shook her head.

"Anyway, on to the ****. When you do this, your sisters will be cursed. Invite them over for a girl's only adult slumber party. Just you and your sisters, no kids, no friends, no baby daddies."

"OK, then what?"

"Make a pitcher of very strong margaritas and make some ranch or spinach and artichoke dip. Before they arrive, I'll come over. Pour yourself a glass of the margaritas then I'll piss in the pitcher of margaritas, and then you'll suck me off and spit my cum in the dip."

"Oh my god! That will be like so hilarious!"

"Of course. Get them wasted until they pass out. I'll assure you they will. When they pass out, put each of their hands in a bowl of warm water so they piss themselves. They shave off their eyebrows, and get some Gorilla Glue and glue dildos in their hands. Finally, get a clothing marker and draw big penises on their faces."

Kendall was laughing so hard, she snorted. "That will be so awesome, so what will their curses be?"

"Kim's ass will get even bigger and look ridiculous, and she'll have thicker and faster growing hair on her eyebrows, upper lip, and even her chest."

"Deserves it."

"Khloe will slowly gain 30 pounds, all below the waist, and she won't be able to do anything about it."

Kendall laughed.

"Kylie's lips will get 50% bigger, and she'll become allergic to make-up."

"How ironic, and how fucking funny. And Kourtney?"

"Well, she seems the least stuck-up and self-absorbed, so she'll just have really bad dandruff and won't be able to cure it. Finally, all of them will wet their beds every night, and each will grow a huge full pubic bush and not realize it. They'll just keep putting off getting trimmed or waxed, but not change their style of swimwear."

"Awesome! Can't wait!"

"Oh, and Kendall, you need to stop dating pro athletes, rappers, or anyone in the entertainment business. Find yourself a nice middle class guy or college professor. Find a guy who loves to dominate you in the bedroom."

"Thanks for all of this. I am so glad I found you."

"Of course, oh, and one more thing, you need to be my booty call. If I need to fuck someone up the ass or a blow job, I'll text you."

"Any time!" said Kendall.

Jeremy smiled. He knew he could set up all of Kendall's sisters