You may not be Santa Claus, but you do have a naughty list.

The people on the list aren't naughty, but you are going to do naughty things to those people.

You sit in your house all day and make plans. Plans, plans, plans. It isn't illegal if you don't get caught.

And you don't plan on getting caught. Not now or ever.

You've read and watched how others got caught. You're smarter than that. You're not like them.

Through various means you have acquired everything a person like you could ever ask for.

Nobody can trace it back to you.

And now, you sit in your room, some time in the evening, smiling to yourself.

Tonight is the night. You've made you're list and now you're checking it twice.

Ho. Ho. Ho.