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The announcer unfolds the second piece of paper, about to reveal your opponent. "Linda Locke".
She climbs into the arena and flashes you a wicked smile. She's changed clothes into a VERY revealing string bikini, giving you a clear view of her curves. She may be a fairly old woman, but you still find yourself beginning to get aroused. You quickly look away, not wanting to get a boner while standing in nothing but your undies. Miss Locke casually walks towards you, her hips swaying from side to side. She leans in close and says "I'm going to do a lot more than kiss you this time". She gives you a light kiss on the mouth and then reaches down and squeezes your suddenly rock hard erection. You awkwardly lean forward, trying to hide it, but you're pretty sure most of the crowd has noticed.

Miss Locke backs away and the announcer starts a countdown. "Three, Two, One!" she shouts. The bell rings, and the match has started.