(Alternate story: The Porn Curse)

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the school for Erotic Powers ever missed a potential student while they manifested their powers? How about a youth who altered reality around himself? Looking back I realize that they were incredibly busy for almost the same reason that I needed their help in the first place. But boy would it have been a hell of a help. It all started a week ago...

A week ago (Thursday)

I had found a pizza in the fridge with a note, "Big breakthrough at work, absolute emergency. If you don't hear from me by tomorrow morning call the usual number."_ _I frowned at the note and threw it in the garbage by the sink. I normally don't tell people this but my roommate was a superheroine, yeah she looked like your typical nerdy girl next door but she could beat some of the best professional fighters in the world, well the ones one TV at least. When we turned 18 she developed superhuman endurance, stamina and had a knack for magic. It had only been a year but she already was going out into the world and using her minor magical powers and Batgirl-esque style to bully criminals while I stayed at home and watched the news. Yeah I guess I was jealous, our friendship was strong but I was kind of the star and it had always felt good, I was a good student that she often needed help from and I protected her from assholes at school. Now it just felt pointless knowing that any asshole that showed his face wouldn't stand a chance if they pissed her off and her new study was a subject I had no ability in. She was this more than human amazing person but I could tell she didn't want our dynamic to change.

It did. As much as I lied to her about it I was bothered. I grabbed out a slice of pizza and looked at a glass container of what looked like some new sports drink flavor. Only thing weird about it was how it seemed like it glowed, or at least reflected light weird. Shrugging I pulled it out of the fridge, it was the last of whatever it was and being right beside the box of pizza it must have come with it. Or so I thought at least. So I threw my pizza on a plate, warmed it up, tossed the drink lid in the garbage and collapsed on the couch with my meal while turning the news on. Big surprise the breaking news story was some sort of commotion at a warehouse, supposedly his roommate known to the news as Scarlet was helping Stardust a big time local superhero in stopping some classic super villain shit. Of course the news never knew the specifics until the interview at the end. I groaned at the typical entertainment news pandering the station was making, treating this more like a movie than a real life and **** scenario.

Realizing my mouth was dry I took a long chug of the sports drink, confused at the flavor and finally realizing how little there was. It was maybe a cup, like half a can of pop! What a rip off! The pizza was incredibly greasy, something I usually liked but what I thought was the combination of the weird drink and annoying news turned me off. I put down the pizza and took long breaths, trying to do anything to help the sudden nausea that hit me. Without thinking I grabbed the last of the drink and finished it, hoping some liquids would help. Time started to blur and I remember cold sweats and dizziness before I fell onto the couch and passed out.

Now any sensible person would be worried here. Maybe even an outside perspective you might think, "Oh yeah, must have been that really suspicious liquid you drank why did you drink it? Why would you blame pizza?" Well hindsight is 50/50 and when you are frustrated at your roommate outgrowing you and you see a liquid right beside a pizza box...whatever. I'm the one telling the story. I woke up and I had no idea how much time had passed...

A week ago (Thursday)- 15 minutes later

Waking up I expected to be sick, or feeling like shit, maybe even mutating or something. That's the world we live in these days. Feeling fantastic, full of energy and unusually happy was the last thing I expected. I was so hungry! I took the half eaten slice on my plate and folded the entire thing into my mouth, walking with haste to the fridge. In the background the news was rushing forward, noticing the fighting had stopped and the superheroine duo had triumphed. I threw the pizza on the kitchen island and watched as my roommate in her green and black body suit walked with her incredibly sexy mentor towards the news crew and signaling for the police to enter. Too impatient to warm up the pizza I hungrily stuffed my face, feeling sauce spread across my chin and cheeks, but I just watched the sexy woman ooze confidence. I had always warned of Stardust and her love for fan service, her skimpy sexualized suit, posture and demeanor was all to attract thirsty fan boys.

Going for another slice my hands hit cardboard but I couldn't look away, feeling around for another piece while hungrily eyeing the wet dream of a woman on the TV. I realized I was hard as a rock and desperately began chewing feeling more food in my mouth, I moaned unsure if the pizza or the woman was the source. The news anchor cleared his throat clearly intimidated by the raw sexuality of the superheroine, "Miss Stardust, another successful operation with Scarlet makes that six Stingray operations shut down. Are you afraid of any potential push back from the villain? What are these warehouses holding?"

Stardust whipped her hair behind her shoulder and smirked, "If Stingray was going to push back don't you think he would have done it before the sixth warehouse? The man is a coward, trying to develop an augmentation formula similar to the one the School for Erotic Powers had been working on for a life saving procedure. By not coming out himself and by working on this he is clearly admitting his weakness and hoping some imitation of real science will make him more of a person. Powers or not, you are always the same person deep down." The last bit she said to the camera. Her delivery wasn't the best but her bust beautifully displayed as she said it and her somewhat husky voice carried the speech.

There was a slam of a door next door and I was a bit surprised. My next door neighbor was a freshman in college, super sweet and innocent. To the point that it was hard to talk to her. It was pretty rare she was even noticeable but that door slam had purpose! Thinking of my neighbor while seeing such a provocative sight on the news inevitably made me think of how undeniably sexy she was. Cute eyes, thin frame, great curves she couldn't hide. I instinctively began stroking myself through my pants while tearing through two slices of pizza folded together.

"This formula that he was attempting to recreate," the anchor continued, "Was it successful? Could others potentially be a threat in also looking into this?"

Stardust laughed and smiled patronizingly at the camera, it truly looked like they had busted some pathetic loser who didn't even have a real plan. But I knew 'Scarlet' for most of my life and her frown in the background answered the question. "Of course not. Even the formula developed at the school barely works. I'm sure we will have a viral outburst of small time villains trying to mix tide pods and household ingredients to become big timers but if the best scientists being hired out at a real lab can't figure it out then I'm sure the harsh lesson will be learned by any villain stupid enough to try." And with that a portal opened up and the two stepped through it, gone.

I frowned, hitting cardboard again and finally broken from a spell I looked down and groaned. I had eaten the entire X-tra large pizza! In maybe a span of five minutes too! My stomach seemed completely unfazed and even hungry for more, however one new thing was painfully clear. I was horny.