“Nah.” (And da rules)

"Nah."

The duo walked back to the frat house, the party still in full swing. People were passed out on the front lawn, the red solo cups in their hands completely drained. Some couples were in their cars, their make out sessions a bit too loud for it to be discreet. It was okay, though, because the loud music was drowning out any other thoughts as they walked in.

When someone spotted the two the music suddenly cut out. "AYOOOO, Its the two newbloods!" Henry felt his heart thud in his chest as a crowd started to form around them, their bodies swaying with a drunken stupor. Some people were still dancing despite the music cutting out. "Letts go! They actually got it!"

There were hoot and hollers withing the house as the crowd somehow grew around them. "Play it! Play it! Play it!" The chant started from nowhere, but when it started it didn't stop. It was like the whole house was shouting the same two words. Phillip stayed grinning as he pushed his way to a table in the main room. Henry followed, his heart calming down. "WOOO!"

Phillip knocked off the mess on the table to make room for the game and opened it up. He placed the board on the table, a stack of cards already resting there. Two knocked over tokens sat at the starting positions. A peacock and a fox. "Well, Henry looks all ready for us to start." The crowd cheered, and Henry sat down opposite of Phillip. They both grabbed the tokens and placing them upright.

As if the world suddenly stopped the place was deathly quiet. Phillip looked around confused, his eyes trained on the frozen boys expressions. Henry stared wide eyed around him, his nerves coming back to him. The crowd was stuck in a freeze of sorts, their expressions stuck like a snapshot. Beer that was splashed stayed frozen midair. It was as if time had stopped all together. Then a voice split through the silence, slightly robotic in nature.

"Welcome to Male Paradise. In this game you will find some fun scenarios to experience. That being said we have some rules to go through!
Rule 1: No one is allowed to quit prematurely. If someone attempts to stall the game they will be **** to play.
Rule 2: To move one has to draw a card. Don't worry after that it is all automated.
Rule 3: To win reach the center of the board.
Rule 4: The winner decides if the scenarios stay.
Rule 5: Have fun!

Though there have been new rules to maximize the fun of each new card your current situation prompts a one night game. There will be no mandated time between turns. With the amount of outside viewers we will also be altering interactions more heavily than usual so the game isn't damaged or harmed. Thank you for your co-operation."

Just as it was done speaking the world went back into motion. People laughed and hollered. Beer splashed, and someone started complaining about the lack of music. "So, who starts?" Phillip asked Henry, his voice unusually calm in what was a terrifying situation that they were a part of.