[Voorkaan Power Instructions - Rewritten for Female]

Voorkaan Science Committee

Human Reality Experiment #92-1136 [Not Authorized - too much power for a puny human]

Human Female will be given the ability to hop to another reality for 48 Earth hours where she is in a sexual relationship with the male of her choosing - provided the relationship occurred in an alternate reality. Human female is guaranteed to have sexual relations with the male at least once during the 48 Earth-hour time period.

{Alternate Reality refresher for Voorkaans younger than 382 cubyts:

There are an almost infinite number of alternate realities surrounding our void, where most, but not all, possible outcomes from every decision ever made have occurred.

Example:

In one reality, puny female human Susan chose to wear a white sweater to her first day of work and spilled cake with orange icing all over it, causing everyone to laugh at her and destroying her reputation. In another reality, she chose to wear an orange sweater to work that day and spilled cake with orange icing on it, but no one noticed and she has great work friends to this very day. There are other realities where she wore other colors of sweaters with varying results. But in none of the realities did she wear a blue sweater - it is the one anomalous choice that was never made - so that reality does not exist. }

How Human Female will activate and use power:

• Human female must be in visual proximity to male subject.
• Human female will then mentally wish to be in a sexual relationship with the male subject.
• Human female will jump to the reality where past events would have culminated in said relationship and occupy the body of herself in that reality.
• Human female will then receive the memories of the version of her from that reality, while retaining her own.
• Human female will live in this reality for 48 Earth hours. During these 48 hours, the human female will be unable to activate her power again. At the end of 48 hours, time will freeze temporarily for her to make a decision whether to stay in that reality permanently or return to her previous reality.
• If human female chooses to stay, this reality becomes permanent, but the power is once again available to use should she wish. She will be unable to ever return to her previous reality.
• If human female chooses to return to her previous reality, she will be returned, but do to the universal transition instability, she will return five (5) Earth minutes prior to when she originally left. Human female will not be able to jump to the alternate reality she just experienced ever again. The power will once again be available to her.
• Should circumstances during the 48 Earth hours in the alternate reality result in mortal injury to the human female, she will be immediately returned to her previous reality unharmed. She will be unable to jump to that alternate reality ever again.
• Human female is guaranteed to have sexual relations with the human male subject at least once during the 48 Earth-hour time period.

Power limitation (Anomalous Reality):

1. If it is impossible for any past events to have allowed the human female to meet and forge a sexual relationship with the human male, the human female will simply bounce five (5) Earth minutes into the past. Human female will be unable to try again with that male subject.