[ENDING: "Riley's Worshipper"]

You failed to get the girl of your dreams, but at least you get to be close to her. Almost every night after work, you go back to Riley's place and worship her body. You lick between each toe, cover her ass in kisses and lick her armpits like the pathetic human deodorant you are.

You never lose your virginity, but you eventually (sort of) make peace with it, even as you start to lose your mind. You had a chance to be with your dream girl, but you let it slip between your fingers and now you've spent so long worshipping her body and drinking her sweat that your brain has started to melt.

You're still bitter about it, but such is the taste of defeat.