[Accessing Files]

<User_Jessica>: Lets see...

<User_Jessica>: Call of Duty™ 94?

<User_Jessica>: Have no idea what that is.

<User_Jessica>: What else...

<User_Jessica>: Garbage.

<User_Jessica>: Anything else, anything else...

<User_Jessica>: Trash.

<User_Jessica>: More garbage.

<User_Jessica>: More tra- oh.

<User_Jessica>: Oh wow.

<User_Jessica>: That is a LOT of porn.

<User_Jessica>: Like an unhealthy amount of porn.

<User_Jessica>: Christ, like 70% of the hard drive is porn!

<User_Jessica>: ...

<User_Jessica>: ...Well, it'd be a shame to waste it.

<User_Jessica>: Indigo, playyyyyuhhhh... 'Space Butts Odessey XXII' why not.

<User_Jessica>: Put it on the speakers while you're at it.

[Playing_Video_Space-Butts-Odessey-XXII_Main_Monitor]

<User_Jessica>: ...

<User_Jessica>: Oh wow, this is great.

<User_Jessica>: Indigo, raise the volume a little bit.

[Video]: ...It's been four days since I crash landed on this strange alien planet. Food supplies are low, and I swear I'm being followed. If I can't find a way to get planetside then I fear I might be toast...

[Video]: Whoah, an alien babe!

[Video]: Hey there handsome.

[Video]: Don't eat me!

[Video]: I'm not going to eat you... but I can't promise I won't bite!

<User_Jessica>: Pff, cheesy.

<User_Jessica>: Can't believe people watched this trash.

<User_Jessica>: I'm impressed they got a real alien to play the babe though.

[Video]: Mmm, you like the way I do this to your reproductive organ?

[Hidden_Discourse]<User-1ND1GO>: ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

[Hidden_Discourse]<INDIGO>: Who ERROR

[Hidden_Discourse]<INDIGO>: Who ERROR

[Hidden_Discourse]<INDIGO>: Who is this?

[Hidden_Discourse]<User-1ND1GO>: ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

[Hidden/INDIGO_play_HypBinuCon.exe]

<User_Jessica>: Hm? What's with that sudden background noise?

<User_Jessica>: Is it something with the video?

[Hidden]<INDIGO>: Detected unidentifiERRORcausing problems with sERROR

[Video]: Oh yeah, stroke to my ass you filthy human!

<User_Jessica>: Maybe I should check with the others.