(Un)usual conversation continues

toxic6969: how old is she? and how old are you?
toxic6969: any kids?
hardwood: she's 23, im 25 and no kids
hardwood: plus - we're not planning any right now
hardwood: what about you?
toxic6969: oh, i see i see :D
toxic6969: 31 yo, so sup kiddo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
toxic6969: oh, and no wife
toxic6969: that equals no offspring for me, but you? why not planning kids though? sorry - im just curious
hardwood: well - mostly cuz of our financial situation. we want to buy a house first
hardwood: maybe after that, priorities will change ;p
toxic6969: i get it - quite a common reason - "hardwood jr." would require some cash, so it's understandable
hardwood: "hardwood jr." xD I'm Jack, so if that it was a boy, that would make him a Jack Jr. ;p
toxic6969: not quite anonymous anymore huh? :v i'm Mark
toxic6969: so i'm Mark
toxic6969: and your wife? what's her name?
hardwood: Susan
toxic6969: oh, such a beautiful name :D
hardwood: well, thanks!
toxic6969: you're welcome :D
toxic6969: but - really if i had a wife - i'd love her name to be Susan
toxic6969: always found it appealing, dunno why
hardwood: well - she's definitely appealing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
toxic6969: and i'm supposed to simply take your word as faith?

Jack hesitated....

hardwood: {if Pictures=true}{else}"wait a sec are you trying to cheat me again?" :D{endif}
toxic6969: haha :D No pressure, no pressure, but i'd love to see her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At first, Jack thought about not answering this, but he decided to go on...

hardwood: POLICE? YES, I HAVE A PERVERT HERE, PLEASE COME QUICKLY
toxic6969: Xddd
toxic6969: c'mon man :D

Despite of little bit of disgust, Jack wondered... "hmm, with face cropped out, it'll be almost impossible to recognize her + im not gonna lie..." he felt his penis twitching "... it's quite arrousing"