'Storage Closet'

{if Bertha met = true}You enter the storage closet that Bertha resides in. She's happily flicking through a 'Big Powerful Computers Monthly' magazine, a synthetic whistle coming through her speaker. Her brain case flickers as she acknowledges your presence.

"Oh heeeey sugar~. I thought you were gonna' escape through the hound room?" She traces her noodly bellow arm down her side. "...or did you just come back to 'ave another fun lil' tussle with lil' ol' me?"{else}You press the flashing green button on the key-card reader. It quietly swishes open. You cautiously look inside, but you can only see so much from the entrance; it's mostly boxes and a few cleaning supplies, but rooms like this always warrant a closer look if you want to find something useful. You enter, starting your search with the strange metal trash bin, fiddling with some of the buttons and dials. To your surprise the bin turns on and speaks!

"Hey! Who told you you could do that? Didn't anyone ever tell you manhandling a lady without her permission is rude?" It's a metre tall barrel shaped robot on a pair of treads, with two noodle like bellow arms sticking out of it's side. There's a glass dome on top of it's body which contains a human brain, covered in wires and tubes like a head full of dreadlocks. It's voice is heavily synthetic and tinny, with a fair share of static. It's clear this robot hasn't gotten some attention in a while. "...but I'm willing to let it slide just for you handsome."

You apologise for your intrusion.

"Oh don't worry about it; water under the bridge. Say, ain't you one of the boys that they're gonna' use for them fembots of theirs? Ah don't worry, I won't turn you in, I'm no snitch. Waste of good men too. Bertha by the way, I'm the janitor at this facility." She rolls towards you. "I know this is sudden, but could you do me a solid? It's been a while since I've seen a free man, let alone be with one. I still get pumped full of those love chemicals the noodle likes to make, but with no 'bits' I can't do much to get rid of the urges, you know? You wouldn't mind if I... have fun with you for a few minutes?"{endif}