"she's actually my brother Bobbi"

"You mean..under that pretty redhead's little skirt is a cock?" you ask incredulously, watching that body sashay across the mall corridor.

"Yes he ..she's a pre-op transexual, got boobies an' a prick," he said with almost a sound of pride.

"Does.. she..like ..guys?" you ask, trying not to drool in front of the geek.

"She says she's bi", said the nerd, noticing your attention was drifting across the mall.

"Uh, see ya later, Barry"

"That's Larry," the nerd corrected, though you were already halfway across the corridor.

You enter the lingerie store, your eyes connecting with the doe-eyed beauty, still disbelieving what you were told. She is still sipping on the shake behind the counter.