"You will become my obedient girlfriend"

"Wh...what?" in last two days you quite frequently can believe your ears.

"I got crush on you for a long time, almost from the first time we met. Now I want us to start dating."

Something clicks in your mind. All these looks she sent you, all her subtle mention of "sleepovers", her interest in your relationships. How didn't you realize it earlier while it was so obvious?

"No problem" you lie with a smile, you can play with her a little and then tell her to fuck off. It even could be quite fun to experiment.

"Good, so change your relationship status on Facebook."

"Wait, what?" she didn't say anything about making it public!

"I know you Em. You want to weasel out as soon as I'd help you. I won't allow it. For your own good."

"For my own good? You sound like Gerrow!"

"Because he has a point. Of course he is also a piece of shit, but it's hard not see truth in his words. You are selfish."

What the fuck happened to this world in last two days? Is everybody out there wants to get you?

"And what if I refuse?"

"Then I'll let you reap what you sow."

"So, you'll let Gerrow turn me into his fucking ****?"

What a great fucking friend she is. Fucking cunt! She'll help you only if you do something for her!

"If that's what you prefer" she answers calmly.