The way your step-mom said that, your mind immediately starts thinking. You're hardly thinking at ALL about whether or not you should put your hands on her naked body. Much more, you're wondering what beats that in relaxing her.
"Well John," her voice says, "what's taking so long?!"
"I'm sorry." you say, before placing your hands on either side of yourself. "I was just thinking."
"Yeah, and I bet I know what you were thinking about!" she shoots back.
"No!" you argue.
"Yes I do!" she says. "You were thinking about if it'd be appropriate to touch me when I'm in the bathtub!"
"No, I wasn't!" you say honestly. "That's something ANY man would agree to do without thinking twice!"
"Then, what were you thinking about?!" she asks.
"Well, you said it was the second-best way to relax you," you remind her. "So I was wondering what takes the top spot."
"I can't tell you THAT!" she says. "That's something I've only told my first husband and your father!"
"Come on!" you tell her. "I think my coming through that door already passed the boundary of anything I might tell Dad. What is it!?"
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