"Well, my mom said I shouldn't have girls spend the night, so...."

"Well, my mom said I shouldn't have girls spend the night, so...."

<long pause>

"John, are you serious?"
"Yeah, it's not like this is an erotic fiction or something. Feel free to IM me sometime, though."
"Umm, okay. Talk.....to you.....later....."
"Sounds good."

You hang up the phone and return to masturbating.

Is it all you dreamed? Maybe you should go back and say yes to the poor girls.