"Team Rocket"

"Protect. Unite. Denounce. Extend."

A little vague and more than a little ostentatious but you liked the idea. Plus, you'd heard of Team Rocket before. Some news accused them of terrorism while other sources called attention to their can-do attitude and efficacy. Weird combo but that guy had done a good job convincing you he knew what was up. Besides, a group that had been around as long as Team Rocket must have its shit together right?