"See, it's more arcane than ancient Sanskrit."

"See, it's more arcane than ancient Sanskrit," you tell her.

She looks at you blankly.

"You know, a 5,000-year old dead language? They used it in India and..."

She looks so dis-interested in your blatherings.

"Come on! That's comedy gold!" you offer. She ain't biting. Way to blow the moment, fucktard.