"One more time."

John: "One more time."

Rachel: Finding you clever and charming for a dirty pervert, I burst out laughing, "Hahaha... What the fuck? Okay, whatever, dude. You can do it to my ass. Go ahead."

I turn around and face the door, offering my booty to you. I look back and add, "And make sure you lube that shit up first, please? I rather not have friction burn in my ass."