"Never have I ever had sex"

I feel I should clarify, it wasn't like I was unappealing to girls or anything. I had a long-term girlfriend at school for a few years, and we fooled around a bit (okay, a lot). We did pretty much everything short of actual penetration, but she just never felt ready. I almost felt the need to defend myself in front of my new flatmates, but I was the one who brought it up so I kept my mouth shut. I was comforted when Emily and Tim didn't drink either.

Allie went next. "Never have I ever," she looked at me and smirked, "masturbated in this building."

Shit. Maybe she had worked it out after all. Was this really going to be my first impression to my new flatmates? I could always lie, but Allie would know.