"Masturbate in the library..."

“Go about your normal day but masturbate in the library,” you say.

“Oh god,” Mona moans into her hands covering her face. “Why me, why me?”

“Why you what?” Mona looks up to see her roommate standing in the dorm room door. The new girl is similar in build to Mona, average height, toned body, B cup boobs. But the new girl is blonde with striking crystal blue eyes.

“Oh hey Alex. It’s nothing, I’m just hungry.” Mona says to her skinny blonde friend.

Alex freezes in place and the Universe’s voice echoes through the concrete walled dorm room, “Hey, Mona why don’t you fill Sam in on who this gal is.”

“Alex has always been my best friend. She was my neighbor as a child. She used to go by Alexa but changed her name to Alex after the Amazon Echo got super popular. We were cheerleaders in high school before both coming to LCU. Is that enough or do you want more from me?”

“No that should be enough exposition for now. Back to talking to Alex.”

“Oh just hungry. I thought you were on your way over to the Buffet Hall earlier?” Alex immediately starts as time resumes.

“Uhhh, yea I was but then something came up.”

“Oh yea? Something came up? You mean like running naked through campus?” Alex chuckles through the question.

Mona freezes in place. “Yea, something like that. I guess you saw me.”

“Yep, you ran right past me as I was exiting Science Hall. So why’d you do that?”

“Uhhh, I mean I . . . um. It’s a long story, I’ll tell you later. I have to eat before going to the library.” Mona answers dodging the question. Mona quickly makes a sandwich and pours a handful of chips.

“So what’s up with the collar?” Alex asks while Mona eats.

“I found it, but now I can’t get it off. I’ll have to figure it out later but for now I really have to finish that paper.” Mona expertly dodges another question. Fidgeting with the collar, Mona finishes her lunch and grabs her bag ready to leave for the library. Then she notices that time is frozen again, and the Universe is standing behind Alex.

“Not you again.” Mona grumbles at the sight of the mysterious supreme being standing in the small college dorm room.

“Well that’s not nice. Aren’t you happy to see me? I just thought it would be nice to give Sam a chance to change your outfit.”

Mona seems displeased at the Universe’s interruption. “As if my day wasn’t bad enough. Fine, what would Sam like me to wear? Let’s get this out of the way so that I hopefully wake up from this nightmare.”

“Oh deary. This is no nightmare, this is just your life. But if you are really displeased with this whole game of ours, maybe I should think up some rewards to incentivise you rather than just my punishment system. But I’ll figure that out later. For now, let’s hear from Sam. So what will it be?”