"Jeopardy"

You decide to watch "Jeopardy", and you ace all the questions. You're smart, and you don't care who knows it. Sure, the other students in medical school laughed at you. They called you names like "Einstein".

It doesn't matter know, because you've done something they never could have: You have created human life. Downstairs, in your makeshift basement lab, lies the perfect wife,which you've created from the spare parts of supermodels.